G.I. Joe Classified Series 6 Inch #214, Sgt Slaughter & the Triple “T”

TEN-HUT, MAGGOTS!
Sorry to drop in unannounced. General Hawk told me, Sgt Slaughter, that the G.I. Joe team has gotten careless and sloppy. He’s asked me to come whip them into shape with the help of my latest G.I. Joe Classified Series Action Figure and the Triple “T” tracked tank vehicle.

• WHEREVER THERE’S TROUBLE, G.I. JOE IS THERE…
  For all you snakes who’ve been living under a rock, the G.I. Joe team’s mission is to keep Cobra’s slimy coils from taking over the world. And my job is to turn this bad bunch of problem recruits into an unbeatable fighting force, Slaughterhouse style.
• HIGHLY POSEABLE 6 INCH (15CM) SCALE ACTION FIGURES
  These Classified series figures are top-notch with deco and detail. The articulation lets you twist and bend them into all sorts of action poses for epic diorama displays. Sometimes they need a little extra support for that perfect Cobra-stomping scene.
• A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
  This figure has a retro appeal, but brings me into the modern era with 7 clutch accessories including 3 alternate hands (one for saluting), helmet, drill instructor baton, knife, and weapon accessory; plus, I never go into a fight without my signature removable cover and sunglasses.
• A WINDOW INTO MY WORLD
  For those die-hard Joe supporters, this munitions resupply is #214 in the Classified Series sequence. The window-box display shows off the figure along with my accessory loadout. There’s a digital render of me tearing across a battlefield, and an illustration of my glorious mug so beautiful you’re gonna want to frame it.
• TRIPLE “T”: TAG TEAM TERMINATOR
  My Triple “T” has been modernized with working treads, 2 missiles, 2 movable cannons, protective canopy, dashboard display, and articulated joystick. A hinged grill plate opens to reveal a battle platform with weapon storage and communications array: Everything a growing Joe needs to kick Cobra’s keister back to the stone age.

Sgt Slaughter is the premier drill instructor and special forces leader of G.I. Joe. He has proven that no obstacle is too dicult to overcome. A master recruiter, Sgt Slaughter seeks out the toughest, smartest, and deadliest potential troops and then starts his training regimen, taking their incredible skills to the next level. When Sgt Slaughter yells ‘jump,’ the Joes say ‘how high?’ Every Joe has their own version of the tall tales told about the man:
“They say he eats nails and spits out dum-dum bullets. They say he cleans his teeth with barbed wire, brushes his hair with a rat-tail file and shaves with a blowtorch. He has been known to ride his tank through enemy fortresses rather than blow them up just because it’s more fun. They say he has never lost a fight, which means something when you’re constantly slugging it out with Cobra!”